JOKE OF THE DAY 1

As promised ,to keep things varied todays blog is a joke, it goes like this,firstly do you feel that your boss does'nt believe you when you phone in sick for work?This story revolves round just that.An American man had an awful hard time from his wife because she wanted a kitten, to save himself a lot of grief he gave in.On one particular day he phoned in sick he had to tell a white lie,and just say he had a head injury to save himself being a laughing stock.All this because of the kitten, what happened was one morning he was taking a shower when his wife called up to him saying "honey the waste disposal's stopped working again"You know where the reset button is just press reset" he replied through the curtain ,"oh honey you know I hate this thing it frightens me" she says ,so in not the best of humour he gets out of the bath nude and goes downstairs and gets down on his knees under the sink,he's under there grumbling and moaning under his breath it was the last thing he remembered doing because without any warning, or respect for the position he was in It happened, no it was'nt the gnashing teeth of the unit drawing him in eating his arm with its sharp steel teeth,it was the new kitty who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she saw between his legs.He had'nt realised, but it had been hiding in corner of the kitchen and at the moment he was at his most vunerable she pounced on the toys he unwittingly offered and dug her needle sharp claws deep into them.At that moment he lost all bodily control and thought and rose up at a violent speed with the full weight of kitty still dangling from part of his masculine region,he flew violently up into the air just then his progress was rudely interupted by the sink and cabinet, which stopped his ascent dead.When he awoke several moments later both his wife and the paramedics were looking down at him and his totally naked body, they were both trying to hold back their giggles and sniggers( not very succesfully) after his wife had told them the story Some how he survived it all and went back to the office and work a few days later, Where both the Boss and his colleagues tried unsuccesfully to get an explanation for the lump and stitches on his head but all to no avail he just kept changeing the subject or avoiding an answer until finally one of them said "Whats the matter the Cat got your tongue".