NOT THAT TIME AGAIN !!!.
So take up paper take up pen,
Those christmas cards we all have to write,
About Santa's reindeer and snow so white.
We have to sit down and think so hard
Whom could have sent us a Christmas card,
A lot of these we struggle to remember,
Because we havn't spoken since last December.
For our closest friends and family too,
There's still an awful lot to do,
What pressies to buy for the family,
For us to tuck under the Christmas tree.
Now this brings us back to my favorite thing,
Being dragged into town to do the shopping,
Every year I love this little treat,
Plodding round shops on aching feet.
Lets do our best to park the car,
Not a space around, not near nor far,
Round and round not a space in sight,
When we started off it was still light.
When at last around these shops we plod,
The missus says I'm a miserable s..d,
I'm glad its only once a year,
Cause every thing is so damn dear.
Now pockets empty, feeling sad,
Getting home I'm oh so glad,
Now I can settle in my chair,
Cause the missus says I've done my share.