Had to go or be divorced,
Must admit it was hard to Choose,
But my old ducks I didnt want to lose.
When Xmas shopping I'm not at my best ,
Pushing and shoving with all the rest,
In and out of shops all day ,
Its usually me that has to pay
Its hard enough the car to park,
Round and round what a bloody lark.
Glad It's only once a year,
Cause every thing is so damn dear.
Now I'm at home and in my chair
Missus says Ive done my share,
Think thank god that its all done,
But 2007 there will be another one.