JOKE OF THE DAY 4

I got sent this joke today I just had to pass it on
An elderly man won a lot of money on the lottery, he decided one of the first things he would buy would be a fast flashy soft top Lamborgini sports car, he had always wanted one.On the day of delivery he immediately sped off for the nearest dual carriage way, as soon as he was on it he put his foot down, in seconds he was doing 90 mph, harder he pushed the accelerator up to 110 mph he went, after a few seconds he thought I'm too old for this so he was about to lift his foot and ease back the speed when he glanced in his rear view mirror, to his horror there were the big blue flashing lights of a police patrol car, it indicated for him to pull over so he did.The officer got out of his car and walked up to him saying excuse me sir ar'nt you a little old to be breaking the speed limit doing 110 mph,he went on my shift finishes in 5 minutes, to save me a lot of trouble and paper work and you losing your license if you give me an excuse for going that fast that I hav'nt heard before, then you can be on your way.The man said "well a few years ago my wife ran off with a police patrol officer and when you were following me I thought you were trying to bring her back," " have a good day sir" the officer said.