THE PRIEST +OTHERS
A big buxom blonde was pulled over for failing to stop for a red light, the police officer tells her of the offence and asks her politely to see her drivers license she replies in a huff "I wish you guys would get it together just yesterday you took away my license now today you want me to show it to you !!.
A blonde with help pushes her car into a garage, where she tells the Mechanic that "it just died" after just a few minutes work it sounds as sweet as a nut, she asks him "well what was the story" he replies "just crap in the Carburettor " to which she says "How often do I have to do that"!!.
A group of men are out on a rough shoot one day when there's a bang and one of them falls to the floor and does'nt appear to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back, his mate pulls out his mobile phone and dials 999, to the operator he says " I I th Think my friend is well a a a dead what am I gonna do "now just stay calm and make sure he's dead" The operator says in a calm soothing voice , there is a long silence followed by the sound of a shot,then the man comes back with "ok now what"?.