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Location: Teignmouth, Devon, United Kingdom

I'm married with two grown up children and four grandchildren, My wife of 47 years is Sue and we are the same age. My two children are Pamela (blogging occasionly under Pam-bigbustybikerbaby.blogspot.com and Roy,who was recently Paralysed from the waist down due to an Absys on his Spine. My 4 grandchildren are (oldest first) Gavin, Hayley, Thomas,and Zoe. Sue and I are both retired and we're disabled too, her with a badly Arthritic back and spine, me with lung (COPD) and Heart problems.I have always loved Fishing (all sorts) Sue started fishing with me about 8 years ago, now she really enjoys it too. We both love m'cycles and m'cycling, Sue owns and rides her own bike which is a Custom 1981 250 Honda.I own a 1979 Honda CX500. We are both members of this motorcycle club ( view or join our club on http://www.cx-gl.org.uk/) or see my blog post Dec 2007 blog "Getting old, never", of course we're badly resticted now due to our illness, only riding in really good weather.Just over three years ago we lost our best friend and Baby Mojo the border Collie, Gone but never forgotten. Please feel free to use any of our photo's but do let me know you have used them, thank you.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

THE PRIEST +OTHERS

An Irish priest is zipping down the road when a patrol car pulls him over for speeding, the officer walks up to the car then he notices its a priest but also that there is an empty wine bottle on the seat besides the priest. the officer asks "have you been drinking sir" the priest replies "only water"the officer says "I smell alcohol on you possibly wine" The priest immediately looks down at the bottle and says "Good lord it looks like He's done it again".

A big buxom blonde was pulled over for failing to stop for a red light, the police officer tells her of the offence and asks her politely to see her drivers license she replies in a huff "I wish you guys would get it together just yesterday you took away my license now today you want me to show it to you !!.

A blonde with help pushes her car into a garage, where she tells the Mechanic that "it just died" after just a few minutes work it sounds as sweet as a nut, she asks him "well what was the story" he replies "just crap in the Carburettor " to which she says "How often do I have to do that"!!.

A group of men are out on a rough shoot one day when there's a bang and one of them falls to the floor and does'nt appear to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back, his mate pulls out his mobile phone and dials 999, to the operator he says " I I th Think my friend is well a a a dead what am I gonna do "now just stay calm and make sure he's dead" The operator says in a calm soothing voice , there is a long silence followed by the sound of a shot,then the man comes back with "ok now what"?.

5 Comments:

Blogger Roberto said...

Mate. I love your Blog. Green thumb, obviously, although I couldn't face the Fuscia all alone.
Nice bag of fish, too. Do you guys eat those carp? In Oz, we give 'em to the dog/cat.
Here's one for you...
A truck driver went into the police office and told them that he'd cleaned up a group of politicians on the road. "What did you do then", they asked. "I dug a big hole with my D9 and buried them." "They were all dead, I hope", said the constable. "Well, a couple of them said they weren't feelin' too well, but you know what liars those pollies are!"
Cheers,
Bob

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