A QUICK JOKE

As I was walking to work this morning I came across an old man sitting on a wall crying his eyes out ,I approached him and asked what evers the matter to make you cry like that, he sobs I'm 78 years old and have a 25 year old wife at home who idolises me, making love to me in the morning then bringing me tea in bed then a full cooked breakfast, she then bathes and dresses me and before I get up we make love again he sobbed, hell I said why're you crying then but he just went on, at lunch she makes me whatever I want with my favourite pudding and then makes love nearly all afternoon in the evening is just the same a three course meal with the best wines and followed by a cheese board and Brandy with my coffee then up to bed for even more sex. after this he breaks down uncontrollably , for bloody hells sake I manage to say to him then why on earth are you still crying, to which he wails b- b- b- bu- bu- but I've f. f. f .f fo for forgotten where I live !!!!.