TRY THIS ONE.
So, (Then as a laugh, try singing it to the tune of 12 days of Christmas).
12 ... Days of Christmas.. passing
11 ... Christmas crackers.. popping
10 ... Green bottles.. falling
9 ... Glasses.. Clinking
8 ... Chocolate Mints.. Munching
7 ... Dwarfs.. Singing
6 ... At Dinner .. Eating
5 ... Quintets .. Crying
4 ... Seasons ..Changing
3 ... Boozers .. Boozing
2 ... Couples ..Kissing
1 ... Alone .. Lonely ........... and a Fairy.. on the top of our tree.
Joke of the Day.
A flat chested lady went to Dr Smith about getting her very very flat chest enlarged. The Dr said to her "every day after your shower rub your chest and say Scoobie doobie doobies I want bigger boobies". So off she went and did that for several months and it worked, she grew large DD size boobs!. One morning when she was running very late, she jumped on the bus and realised that she had forgotten her usual ritual. Frightened that she might lose her lovely new boobs, she stood there in the middle of the aisle closed her eyes and started her usual chant "Scoobie Doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies". A guy sitting just ahead of her turned and asked "are you by any chance a patient of Dr Smiths" "why yes I am" the lady replied, "but how did you know". The man leaned close to her ear and whispered "Hickory Dickory Dock ..........".