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Location: Teignmouth, Devon, United Kingdom

I'm married with two grown up children and four grandchildren, My wife of 47 years is Sue and we are the same age. My two children are Pamela (blogging occasionly under Pam-bigbustybikerbaby.blogspot.com and Roy,who was recently Paralysed from the waist down due to an Absys on his Spine. My 4 grandchildren are (oldest first) Gavin, Hayley, Thomas,and Zoe. Sue and I are both retired and we're disabled too, her with a badly Arthritic back and spine, me with lung (COPD) and Heart problems.I have always loved Fishing (all sorts) Sue started fishing with me about 8 years ago, now she really enjoys it too. We both love m'cycles and m'cycling, Sue owns and rides her own bike which is a Custom 1981 250 Honda.I own a 1979 Honda CX500. We are both members of this motorcycle club ( view or join our club on http://www.cx-gl.org.uk/) or see my blog post Dec 2007 blog "Getting old, never", of course we're badly resticted now due to our illness, only riding in really good weather.Just over three years ago we lost our best friend and Baby Mojo the border Collie, Gone but never forgotten. Please feel free to use any of our photo's but do let me know you have used them, thank you.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

A LITTLE HUMOUR.

So this aircraft crashed headlong into a(Pikey) gypsy encampment killing a few of its occupants, later that day in heaven there was a knock on the pearly gates and when St Peter answered there stood about 15 or 16 of the gypsies. Can we come in said one, to which St Peter thought a moment and said "I think I had better check with god" and off he went, and said to god"i've about 16 gypsies outside at the pearly gates asking to come in what will I say" "blimey" said god "thats an awful lot to let in at once at this time of day just let in a dozen for now , let them decide for them selves which ones come in. So back to the gates went St Peter, when he arrived they were gone, so back to god he rushed shouting"they're gone they're gone my goodness they're all gone"Calm down calm down" says god "what do you mean they're all gone what all 16 of them""yes yes" says St Peter and the gates too.

A little girl goes to the barbers with her father one day,while watching him getting his cut she is eating a large cream bun and getting a little close to the barbers chair, so, he turns to her and says "sweetheart your gonna get hair on your muffin"to which she quickly replies" yes I know and I'm gonna get boobs too".

One day the junior school teacher is telling the smaller children the age old story of Chicken Licken,she comes to the part where chicken licken tries to warn the farmer and so, she reads chicken licken went up to the farmer and says the sky is falling the sky is falling, the teacher then pauses looking around asking who knows what the farmer said? a little girl in the corner raised her hand saying "I think he probably said Holy shit a talking chicken, for the next 10 minutes the teacher was unable to teach.