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Location: Teignmouth, Devon, United Kingdom

I'm married with two grown up children and four grandchildren, My wife of 47 years is Sue and we are the same age. My two children are Pamela (blogging occasionly under Pam-bigbustybikerbaby.blogspot.com and Roy,who was recently Paralysed from the waist down due to an Absys on his Spine. My 4 grandchildren are (oldest first) Gavin, Hayley, Thomas,and Zoe. Sue and I are both retired and we're disabled too, her with a badly Arthritic back and spine, me with lung (COPD) and Heart problems.I have always loved Fishing (all sorts) Sue started fishing with me about 8 years ago, now she really enjoys it too. We both love m'cycles and m'cycling, Sue owns and rides her own bike which is a Custom 1981 250 Honda.I own a 1979 Honda CX500. We are both members of this motorcycle club ( view or join our club on http://www.cx-gl.org.uk/) or see my blog post Dec 2007 blog "Getting old, never", of course we're badly resticted now due to our illness, only riding in really good weather.Just over three years ago we lost our best friend and Baby Mojo the border Collie, Gone but never forgotten. Please feel free to use any of our photo's but do let me know you have used them, thank you.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

COMBE MARTIN QUICKIE.

If any of you saw my last blog you will know we were at the Combe Martin Strawberry Fair on Sunday. While there we decided on a cuppa at one of the harbour side Cafe's, it was such a beautiful day we sat out on the sun balcony, we had only been there a few minutes when three bikers and a dog turned up and sat at the table next to ours. We all noticed them and were intrigued to know what they were going to do with the dog when they left. All sorts of scenarios were suggested, including, perhaps one person wasn't going even though they all had helmets etc. Another thought was perhaps they had a trike with a dual rear seat. Eventually we decided that when they left we would follow them, below is the answer



Yes thats right a special top box with a waterproof cover with a hole for his head, but check this out Goggles too !!!!.
Apparently the dog was 7 years old and has been a bike passenger for the last 4 or 5 years, his owners said as soon as they got out the coats and Helmets he was there waiting to go, he really loved it.
He sat dead still and quiet while they strapped him in and put his Goggles on, he disn't seem to mind at all. The cover had two pop studs each side and two strong elastic straps to make sure he couldn't fall or jump out.
His owners said he had never attempted to escape as far as they knew.
So there you are the mystery was solved, (shame about the Beemers).
Joke of the day.
A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month'.
The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed.
'You are back so soon... Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.
'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month.' The young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.
'Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.
The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, Prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off Carnal Thoughts.
One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex.
It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in sweat,' admitted the man, shamefacedly.
The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church.'
'We know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at Homebase either

8 Comments:

Blogger Jeanette said...

Hi Bob.. Great pics of the dog on the bike how Cute in Goggles,obviously the dog loves traveling that way...hehehe your joke gave me qiite a giggle..

Now I would have loved a stroll around the Stawberry fair, Ahhh fresh strawberries Yummy...

3:49 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how clever! It reminds me of my Jack Russell, Trixie who used to travel in my carry basket on the front of my chopper bicyle.... no, not quite the same is it!
The pics are great and I love the doggles. ;o)

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Blogger Shammickite said...

Hi there Bob.... I've been in England for the past 3 weeks so havent been able to catch up on your news. Unfortunately I wasn't able to get to CM but I was in Cromer, but not at the same time as you!! Would have been funny if I had seen you there in Norfolk. (pics will be posted soon). The CM Strawberry Fayre looks like fun, did I ever tell you that my dad grew the best strawberries in Shammick?

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Blogger Jeanette said...

Hi Bob,just popped in no update Hope your keeping well. Take care Mate...

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