49 Years
We would love to think that we can both enjoy the next year together to reach our "Golden" neither of us really believed we would.
Then Feb 1964
Now 2013
We look .........just a little different lol.
Friday 8th February 1964 at 12 midday at Stratford on Avon registry office.
Joke of the day.
AN AUSTRALIAN, AN IRISHMAN AND A SCOUSER ARE IN A BAR. THEY'RE STARING AT ANOTHER MAN SITTING ON HIS OWN AT A TABLE IN THE CORNER. HE'S SO FAMILIAR, AND NOT RECOGNISING HIM IS DRIVING THEM MAD. THEY STARE AND STARE, UNTIL SUDDENLY THE IRISHMAN TWIGS: 'MY GOD, IT'S JESUS!'SURE ENOUGH, IT IS JESUS, NURSING A PINT.THRILLED, THEY SEND HIM OVER A PINT OF GUINNESS, A PINT OF FOSTERS AND A PINT OF BITTER.JESUS ACCEPTS THE DRINKS, SMILES OVER AT THE THREE MEN, AND DRINKS THE PINTS SLOWLY, ONE AFTER ANOTHER.AFTER HE'S FINISHED THE DRINKS, JESUS APPROACHES THE TRIO.HE REACHES FOR THE HAND OF THE IRISHMAN AND SHAKES IT, THANKING HIM FOR THE GUINNESS.WHEN HE LETS GO, THE IRISHMAN GIVES A CRY OF
AMAZEMENT:
'MY GOD! THE ARTHRITIS I'VE HAD FOR 30 YEARS IS GONE. IT'S A MIRACLE!'JESUS THEN SHAKES THE AUSSIE'S HAND, THANKING HIM FOR THE LAGER.AS HE LETS GO, THE MAN'S EYES WIDEN IN SHOCK.'STREWTH MATE, THE BAD BACK I'VE HAD ALL MY LIFE IS COMPLETELY GONE! IT'S A MIRACLE.'JESUS THEN APPROACHES THE SCOUSER WHO SAYS,'BACK OFF, MATE, I'M ON DISABILITY BENEFIT.
7 Comments:
Congratulations in advance - we're betting you will make it!
Love the joke ;-)
Congratulations on the 49th. one, you'll make it to the 50th. Time flies. Go here to see your anniversary card. You may have to copy and paste in your browser.
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=4044200112141&source=jl999
Thanks both, i will get round to another post soon. Bob
Stumbled across this looking for photos of Avon Dam where we walked today....as you do.....
Some of your jokes have left me crying with laughter and really enjoyed reading your blog. Hope all is well. Good wishes to you and your family.
Jo and Chris Tierney (Plymouth). :)
Stumbled across this looking for photos of Avon Dam where we walked today....as you do.....
Some of your jokes have left me crying with laughter and really enjoyed reading your blog. Hope all is well. Good wishes to you and your family.
Jo and Chris Tierney (Plymouth). :)
Stumbled across this looking for photos of Avon Dam where we walked today....as you do.....
Some of your jokes have left me crying with laughter and really enjoyed reading your blog. Hope all is well. Good wishes to you and your family.
Jo and Chris Tierney (Plymouth). :)
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